Skunks

There is one session aired on the radio every morning which is where people will call to the studio to ask for solutions to their daily problems. One particular lady called the studio one day. She asked, "There is one skunk in my basement and I couldn't think of a way to get rid of it. I fear it would spray me with stinky odour."

"You can try sprinkling some breadcrumbs from the basement to the backyard or garden of yours. The skunk should follow the crumb trail and leave."

The lady thanked the person. One hour later, she called in again. "Now I have 2 skunks. What should I do?!"

*For those who couldn't get the joke, you really have lost one of your most vital senses: the sense of humour.*

Adapted from Reader's Digest October 2006.